"John,
I'm pregnant."
"Oh, Mary! Oh,
honey! Really!?! I'm going to be a daddy?"
"Yes, John. You're going to be a daddy!"
(months later...)
"John, John, it's time. John!!"
"What?!? Wha..Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok,
where's the suitcase? I need to call the doctor!"
"John, I've already called the doctor.
Get the suitcase and let's get to the hospital."
"Right!"
(in Mom's room at the hospital...)
"Mr. and Mrs. Smith, we have noticed
something different about your son. He's got some problems that concern
us. We need to run some tests."
"John, what are they talking about?
What's wrong? Why are there so many doctors in here? What are you saying?"
"Mary, I don't know what they're talking
about. What's wrong with my son?"
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